21.9.09

LFW REPORT 3 - [F] ASH'S F[ASH]ION FIX!!!!!!!


HOLY FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!
CONVERSATION FOLLOWS:
JAMES: ASH, THATS MARTIN FROM EASTENDERS
ASH: OOEH HELLO
JAMES: SO MARTIN, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO NOW? I SEE SONIA IS DOING STRICTLY, WHY ARENT YOU?
MARTIN FOWLER: SHE'S AN IDIOT! I DIDN'T WANT TO TO. I'M DOING MORE SERIOUS THINGS.
JAMES: AH YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW MARTIN?
MARTIN FOWLER: I'VE JUST DONE AN ITV DRAMA [this does not count as serious itsastitchup] AND I'M ABOUT TO DO THE THEATRE.
JAMES: GREAT! CAN I JUST GET A PHOTO OF YOU!
ITSASTITCHUP GETS ITS FIRST CELEBRITY EXSCLUSIVE. WATCH THIS SPACE. ITSASTICTHUP ALSO THOUGHT MARTIN WAS QUITE FIT.

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