26.7.09

HEAVEN SENT




SO THERE I WAS, POPPING ROUND MY NEIGHBOURS HOUSE TO ATTEND THEIR SWIMMING POOL, AND TO MY COMPLETE SURPRISE, I HEAR A FUNNY GURGLING SOUND COMING FROM THE POOL FILTER.
ON GIVING IT A SMALL KICK, IN A TRULY MACABRE SCENE, THIS FINE SPECIMEN FLOATED OUT AND UP TO THE SURFACE.
I DONT KNOW WHAT IT WAS DOING IN THEIR, IF IT FELT LIKE IT NEEDED A BATH, OR A DRINK PERHAPS, BUT WHATEVER, IT NEVER MADE IT OUT ALIVE. IT HAD ALSO MADE THE SWIMMING POOL SMELL REALLY, REALLY BADLY. GOOD TIMES. I HAVENT TOLD MY NEIGHBOURS OF MY DISCOVERY YET, BUT I SHOULD PERHAPS LET THEM KNOW THAT A DEAD BIRD HAS BEEN ROTTING AWAY IN THEIR POOL, SHOULD THEY DECIDE TO TAKE A DIP ON RETURNING FROM THEIR HOLIDAY. NICE.

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