26.7.09

IMPORTANT TIMES, IMPORTANT PEOPLE


MY FAVOURITE PHOTO EVER IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW.

THE BUTTERFLY BUSH


OUR GARDEN IS CURRENTLY INFESTED WITH BUTTERFLIES. THEY HAVE THE WORST SENSE OF DIRECTION AND JUST WANT TO FLY AT YOU. THIS IS A PAINTED LADY.

HEAVEN SENT - UPDATE





IT GOT EATEN.

HEAVEN SENT




SO THERE I WAS, POPPING ROUND MY NEIGHBOURS HOUSE TO ATTEND THEIR SWIMMING POOL, AND TO MY COMPLETE SURPRISE, I HEAR A FUNNY GURGLING SOUND COMING FROM THE POOL FILTER.
ON GIVING IT A SMALL KICK, IN A TRULY MACABRE SCENE, THIS FINE SPECIMEN FLOATED OUT AND UP TO THE SURFACE.
I DONT KNOW WHAT IT WAS DOING IN THEIR, IF IT FELT LIKE IT NEEDED A BATH, OR A DRINK PERHAPS, BUT WHATEVER, IT NEVER MADE IT OUT ALIVE. IT HAD ALSO MADE THE SWIMMING POOL SMELL REALLY, REALLY BADLY. GOOD TIMES. I HAVENT TOLD MY NEIGHBOURS OF MY DISCOVERY YET, BUT I SHOULD PERHAPS LET THEM KNOW THAT A DEAD BIRD HAS BEEN ROTTING AWAY IN THEIR POOL, SHOULD THEY DECIDE TO TAKE A DIP ON RETURNING FROM THEIR HOLIDAY. NICE.

9.7.09

DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME


MANOR HOUSE LOVE.

6.7.09

PROMO PORNO


PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO! PROMO PORNO!

TO QUOTE MR T BAKER,


"IT'S THE END - BUT THE MOMENT HAS BEEN PREPARED FOR."

THE AWARD FOR BEST POSTER ON A STICK...


...GOES TO THIS GUY. INDEED.

GAY PRIDE


THE SUN WAS SHINING DOWN ON THE GAYS AND THE REST OF LONDON LOOKED ON UTTERLY BEMUSED. MADONNA PLAYED LOUDLY ON EVERY STREET CORNER, AS IF TO SAY, "RESPECT OUR CULTURE." GOOD LORD. I THINK I'VE TURNED MILITANT.